My Crap Rifle

Oh CRAP March is almost over. I think I'm gonna scream. Oh hey did I tell you guys about that piece of crap rifle I bought? If no, I bought this magnum research Magnumlite 22. lr that was supposed to be the most high end 22. you can buy...almost... but it turned out to be A demon's tird.

If I thought it was capable of working properly I would have, in my anger, shot myself with it already, but I know that it would be pointless because the probability of something actually coming out of the barrel when you pull the trigger is as good as releasing a chimpanzee into a cage with a wounded puppy and expecting him not to eat it.

So guys if you are interested in purchasing the most disappointing piece of crap in the universe, I am gladly willing to trade it to you for a paper cup filled to the brim with maggots swimming in the week-old diarrhea of a sick rhinoceros.

Although I have found the gun to be completely useless, I am hoping that if I don't tell the dealers that I think something is wrong with it, they may gladly return to me at least half of the money that I payed for it, which was originally $700.

I do hope to purchase a much better carbine in the near future. The model I'm looking at now is the "Taurus Circuit Judge" Which is a combination of a 410. gauge shotgun and a 45. long colt rifle. It is a revolver carbine and it has a rugged design. The gun itself is built to last, and because it's two guns in one, I can go varmint hunting, and maybe large game hunting as well.

I am excited to see what I can get out of my crap 22. and if it'll be enough to put towards a purchase of my carbine.



-Tully